> ...somebody named Amanda would probably sue ...

Try this one on for size

http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_noid.htm




> I've always thought that "Amanda for Dummies" would be a best-seller. I'd
> buy it! Even though, (some might disagree), I'm not a dummy. usually. 
> 
> Of course, somebody named Amanda would probably sue them for defamation of
> character, so they'd have to put "A.M.A.N.D.A.".