This develops to a historically important basis discussion.
Let us start with the definition of terms.

I find, the usage of the word "*REAL*" will often be misunderstood,
because there are different opinions about the meaning of this term.

Many will name the command-line interface the *real* thing (count me to that
group).
An old and different, well-known opinion about this term
is attached at the end of the mail.

I strongly suppose to use the terms
        POINT-AND-CLICK interface,
        POINT-AND-CLICK administrator
instead of *real*.

best regards guys ;=)
Juraj Salak

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Real programmers...

Don't eat quiche. 'Real programmers' don't even know how to spell Quiche.
They like Twinkies, Coke and palate-scorching Szechwan food.

Don't write applications programs. They program right down to the bare
metal. Applications programs are for dullards who can't do systems
programming.

Don't write specs. Users should be grateful for whatever they get. They
are lucky to get any program at all.

Don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to
understand and even harder to modify.

Don't pollute their code with documentation, variable dictionaries,
structure and other such impurities. Documentation is for simpletons who
can't read listings or the object code from the dump.

Don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after all, the illiterate's form
of documentation. Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how much it did for them.

Don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference is a hallmark of the novice
and the coward.

Don't use Cobol. Cobol is for wimpy applications programmers.

Don't use Fortran. Fortran is for wimpy engineers who wear white socks,
pipe stress freaks, and crystallography weenies. They get excited over
finite state analysis and nuclear reactor simulation.

Don't use PL/I. PL/I is for insecure momma's boys who can't choose
between Cobol and Fortran.

Don't use BASIC. In fact, no programmers use BASIC after reaching puberty.

Don't use APL, unless the whole program can be written on one line.

Don't use LISP. Only effeminate programmers use more parentheses than
actual code.

Don't use Pascal, Bliss, ADA or any of those sissy-pinko computer science
languages. Strong typing is a crutch for people with weak memories.

Never work from 9 to 5. If any real programmer is around at 9 a.m., it's
because they were up all night.

Don't play tennis or any other sport which requires a change of clothes.
Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers often wear climbing boots
to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the
machine room.

Disdain structured programming. Structured programming is for compulsive,
prematurely toilet-trained neurotics who wear neckties and carefully line
up sharpened pencils on an otherwise cluttered desk.

Don't like the team programming concept. Unless, of course, they are the
Chief Programmer.

Have no use for managers. Managers are a necessary evil. Managers are for
dealing with personnel bozos, bean counters, senior programmers and
other mental defectives.

Scorn floating point arithmetic. The decimal point was invented for pansy
bedwetters who are unable to "think big."

Don't drive clapped-out Mavericks. They prefer BMWs, Lincolns or pick-up
trucks with floor shifts. Fast motorcycles are highly regarded.

Don't believe in schedules. Planners make up schedules. Managers "firm
up" schedules. Frightened coders strive to meet schedules. Real
programmers ignore schedules.

Like vending machine popcorn. Coders pop it in the microwave oven. Real
programmers use the heat given off by the CPU. They can tell what job is
running just by listening to the rate of popping.

Know every nuance of every instruction and use them all in every real
program. Puppy architectures won't allow execute instructions to address
another execute instruction as the target instruction. Real programmers
despise such petty restrictions.

Don't bring bag lunches to work. If the vending machine sells it, they
eat it. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it.
Vending machines don't sell quiche.