Sorry--CIO went into the bathroom a month
ago, clutching three copies of CIO Weekly.
Hasn't come out since.  And it took us three
weeks to notice that he was gone.

--- Albert Eddie Contractor AFRPA CIO/IT
<Eddie.Albert AT AFRPA.PENTAGON.AF DOT MIL> wrote:

> First you must appease the Migration Gods...
> 
> You must sacrifice an unblemished Alpha Server.
> 
> Then you contact the IRS and admit your sins <look
> left...look right> we
> both know you have sinned. <Grin>
> 
> Then you scare the bile out of your CIO telling him
> this move MIGHT
> cause him to lose all his data.
> When you do this you slip him the quote to renew
> your tech support
> contract with EMC.
> 
> Sit back drink a Red Bull and wait for the fumes in
> his office to clear.
> 
> Once the EMC tech support contract is renewed you
> call them and they
> walk you through the procedure.
> 
> Ok who's up for a game of Scrabble?
> 
> [We cut to a scene where Edo is putting on his
> Asbestos Thong and his
> tennis shoes]
> {We shake our head and flip through the rolodex
> the.., ther.. Ah there
> it is THERAPY!}
> 
> Best of luck! /ALE
> 
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: EMC NetWorker discussion 
> > [mailto:NETWORKER AT LISTSERV.TEMPLE DOT EDU] On Behalf
> Of bob metcalf
> > Sent: Wednesday, October 11, 2006 1:01 PM
> > To: NETWORKER AT LISTSERV.TEMPLE DOT EDU
> > Subject: [Networker] moving 6.1 installation to a
> different server
> > 
> > Hello.  I need to move my 6.1 Networker
> > install to a new server.  Along with moving the
> jukebox 
> > (easy) this would include moving the indexes (not
> easy).  New 
> > server, different name and IP.
> > 
> > Any how-to's or faqs appreciated.
> > 
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