//Oscar

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Date: Tue, 10 Jan 2006 14:55:39 +0100
From: Ulric Eriksson <ulric AT siag DOT nu>
Subject: Apropå ingenting

Legato: ...A mistake carried out to perfection.
Legato: ...Dissatisfaction guaranteed.
Legato: ...Don't get frustrated without it.
Legato: ...Even your dog won't like it.
Legato: ...Flaky and built to stay that way.
Legato: ...Complex nonsolutions to simple nonproblems.
Legato: ...Flawed beyond belief.
Legato: ...Form follows malfunction.
Legato: ...Garbage at your fingertips.
Legato: ...Ignorance is our most important resource.
Legato: ...It could be worse, but it'll take time.
Legato: ...It could happen to you.
Legato: ...Japan's secret weapon.
Legato: ...Let it get in *your* way.
Legato: ...Live the nightmare.
Legato: ...More than enough rope.
Legato: ...Never had it, never will.
Legato: ...No hardware is safe.
Legato: ...Power tools for power fools.
Legato: ...Putting new limits on productivity.
Legato: ...Simplicity made complex.
Legato: ...The cutting edge of obsolescence.
Legato: ...The art of incompetence.
Legato: ...The defacto substandard.
Legato: ...The first fully modular software disaster.
Legato: ...The joke that kills.
Legato: ...The problem for your problem.
Legato: ...There's got to be a better way.
Legato: ...Warn your friends about it.
Legato: ...You'd better sit down.
Legato: ...You'll envy the dead.

Ulric

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